El Chapo Shirts Sold Out | News House

If recent sales are any indication of a new fashion trend we're going to have to begrudgingly accept, then this spring everybody in Williamsburg will be smugly decked out in an El Chapo shirt. And frankly, it's best to get on board these fashion trends early. I'm still kicking myself for not buying hammer pants in the 90s. Because then I'd have owned a pair when they came back in style a few years ago. Fashion is cyclical. Maybe just stock up on bellbottoms and turlenecks on your next trip to the human clothing store.
But first get yourself an El Chapo shirt because they're selling faster than cocaine. The shirts retail for $128 US and are offered by Barabas Premium Apparel. Be warned however because the shirts in question are a satiny affair covered in paisleys. Gorgeous. Truly gorgeous. Order yours today and get on this super hot satiny paisley shirt trend. Massive demand has left their current stock fully depleted but Barabas does promise that if you order now you'll get your drug dealer shirt in time for Valentine's day. To make your VD a true celebration of both love and style. Scarface advised us all, "First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the women". As it turns out, all you needed was the shirt. And everybody is catching on.
I talk all about it on today's News House.
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