Seals Have Some Serious Blood On Their... Errm, Fins? And Illegal Boner Beer. DD

Seals plagued New World. For real.

Research now shows that tuberculosis probably spread from ancient African peoples to seals and sea lions and was then transmitted to Native people in South America about 1,000 years ago - long before Europeans landed on the continent. If you're of white european decent you can breath easier knowing that you're slightly less guilty of indigenous death now. But not by much. Congrats though!



Man's best friend, with benefits

A religious leader at Windermere Baptist Conference Centre was busted for trying to hook up with a dog. When he took to the internet to find a canine sex companion police busted him "To catch a predator" style. Except a dog, not a teenage girl, was the bait here. Hey, whatever makes you tick, right? Unless what makes you tick is having sex with animals.



Need a stiff drink?

A Chinese beer maker was arrested for adding Viagra to his specialty brew. Mr. Huang, the owner of a liquor factory in Hubei province, added a whole bunch of a chemical compound used to treat erectile dysfunction to his beer. He wanted to sell more. Makes sense. That's practically in every standard business model: a surprise boner for the client, regardless of the product. Yup.



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